Odd things said ... that make no sense

Well I am reminded of that character on SNL "Havenagudtime Vishinuwerehere" when he would quip about silly sayings like - Do not cross a bridge 'til you come to it - he posed the reply "no matter how fast you run you cannot cross a bridge until you come to it.

So Today I ponder the merits of "How does it feel to be a year older?"

Yes it is my Birthday and I am older and it has been a year since my last birthday obviously.

But Today I am not a year older - I am 1 day older...one day since yesterday and since it wasn't overnight that a year has passed so how would I be able to grasp that concept.

I reply in an amusing tone, "Hell I can't remember last week let alone last year!"

another interesting phrase is "don't hold your breath" when waiting for something... Like we would really be able to hold our breath that long it is biologically impossible.

okay enough negativity

Pass the cake and ice cream...

I thought I would not feel old until my age exceeded my waist size...Hurry send me some doughnuts I need to add on some inches quick.